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20 Funny things you can do
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marina wrote:
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
>> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
>> Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
>> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
>> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
>> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has
>> Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
>> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling
>> Diamonds"
>> 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
>> 8. Don't use any punctuation
>> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
( I do this all the time and it is the biggest crack up.)
>> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>> 13. Go T o A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
>> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds all day
>> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
>> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.
>> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
>> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have to let one of you go
20>> Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called .... Therapy
Zammy replied:
I got this one a while ago, when I was working in an office, and out of sheer boredom I decided to try as many as I could get away with.
As a consequence I got many laughs and more than a few people genuinely thought I was insane, it was wonderful :)