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Ladywytch wrote:
I thought about putting in this in a different topic section but bad days just aren't funny.......
EXPRESSIONS FOR WOMEN ON HIGH STRESS DAYS
1. You - Off my planet
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby opinion would be...?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep
13. I cant remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
19. Chaos, panic, and disorder- my work here is done
20. Earth is full. Go home.
21. Is it time for your medication or mine?
22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
ExMember148 replied:
Kudos to # 16!!
scrappy replied:
Must add a fav...
"Soo,...Who lit the fuse on your tampon??!!"
Ladywytch replied:
LOL scrappy I do love that one.
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MJ78 replied:
ROLF scrappy - that was a great one.
AS for the list i like the nice perfume, must you marinate in it? hahahahhahahahha
Kirstin replied:
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before the morning was over I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish
Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
Lilygirl_wytch replied:
You are the queen of infinite wisdom Ladywytch
Ladywytch replied:
Hey Kirstin I just love you and Dr Phil right now - you have no idea how many half bottles I have in the cupboard right now. I warrents some serious thought.
And lilygirl, you know I blush.
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