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The 3 Bears Updated
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SexxxyThingz wrote:
A Far More Accurate Account of the events on that fateful morning............
Baby Bear comes down the stairs,sits in his small chair at the table and looks into his small bowl.It is empty.
"Whos been eating my porridge?" He squeaks
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair and looks into his big bowl.It is also empty.
"Whos been eating my porridge?" He roars
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and Yells
"For gods sake,how many times do I have to go through this with you two idiots?"
She continues "It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.
It was mummy bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold morning air to fetch the newspaper and hot crossoints.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog,cleaned the filthy cat litter tray,gave them both their food and refilled their water.
And Now that you have BOTH have decided to drag your sorry bear asses downstairs and grace MUMMY BEAR with your grumpy presence
.......Listen Carefully.........
Im only going to say this once..........
I HAVENT HAD THE TIME TO MAKE YOUR F*&%#ING PORRIDGE YET! "
CMmumoftwo replied:
haha I actually haddnt heard that but soooo 2008 hahaha
SexxxyThingz replied:
TAS replied:
I love that one i think most women can relate to iy.
Tracy
magic1 replied:
well done ST... Loved it..Loved it! and oh so true..