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JUST A STORY FROM BIG W
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marina wrote:
THIS WAS SENT TO ME IN THE EMAIL THIS MORNING
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing
in line at the check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid b*tch... why else would I buy dog food??
ExMember148 replied:
Yeah, reminds me of the time, I was going into Big W. Truly I was, it did happen!!
You know they have those customer greeters that smile nicely all the time. Anyway, the woman in front of me was OMG ugly. And she smelt like a sewer and I swear her teeth were green. She had two kids with her.
The store greeter just couldn't help himself. He was staring quite hard. He said, 'Good morning, how are you? Are those two twins?'
The ugly woman rudely replied, 'Do they look like twins stupid, one is 6 and one is 10'
With that the store greeter said 'Well I knew they weren't twins but I can't believe someone would shag you twice!!'
chrisandra14 replied:
OMG julie did that really happen!!!!!!!!!!! these are hilarous stories hahaha
Gail replied:
You guys are so
tears flowing
marina replied:
Oh my Goodness, no way [ExMember148]...... So hilarious....
Angel replied:
Oh dear - laughing so much here - my son and little grandson are looking at me, wondering if I've gone off the deep end.
MJ78 replied:
hush that is a great one.