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WHY IS IT SO??
Discussions : General discussion : WHY IS IT SO??
marina wrote:
Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? (IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME TO ME)
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!) ONE FOR HUSH HUSH TO USE IN HER PARTY PLAN..
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? ONE CAN ONLY IMAGINE...
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? LOVE THIS
ONE.....
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? NOW I CANNOT STOP SINGING IT....
ExMember148 replied:
We will have to rename Marina to Professor Julius Sumner Marina!!
You want me to use WHAT in my parties ???? (tests - icals !!!! )
I am well known for my quizzes at parties, but that's going a bit far