Office Work

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thelilacangel wrote:

Jimmy wanted to screw a girl in his office, but sadly she was taken. One day he gets so frustrated he offers her $1000 for sex.  She refuses, but Jimmy persists. "I'll be fast" he says, "I'll throw the money down, you bend over, I'll be done by the time you pick it up."  She thinks about it and says "I'd better consult my boyfriend.  So she calls her man who has a cunning plan.  "Ask him for $2000" he says "then pick up the money quickly.  He won't be able to get his pants down!" So she accepts his offer. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend's still waiting to hear from her. After 45 minutes he rings her back, severly stressed. "Well" he screams, "What happened?" "It was a nightmare", she replies "The b**tard was using coins!"